dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

(via ruinedchildhood)

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

Anonymous said: How many books must a man buy a girl before they may date and live happily ever after?

bluestockingbookworm:

booksandhotchocolate:

Got it? Good. 

Yup. Exactly this many.

onemorepagebooks:

Now in paperback…
THE TELLING ROOM: A TALE OF LOVE, BETRAYAL, REVENGE, AND THE WORLD’S GREATEST PIECE OF CHEESE by Michael Paterniti
How can you not love that subtitle?

onemorepagebooks:

Now in paperback…

THE TELLING ROOM: A TALE OF LOVE, BETRAYAL, REVENGE, AND THE WORLD’S GREATEST PIECE OF CHEESE by Michael Paterniti

How can you not love that subtitle?

castielswannabebestfriend:

prospit-laughssassin:

butt-of-glory:

korkrunchcereal:

princesparklypants:

thebiggestplottwist:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?

If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

Would it kill you to source the artist?

The Dragon hoarding cheese knows where it’s at.

jessipalooza look you’re on this.

iguanamouth:  UNUSUAL HOARD commission for bezzingtons, undoubtedly the best one so far  bonus

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iguanamouth:  UNUSUAL HOARD commission for flamiekitten featuring their oc and 47 birds

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I have a spiritual connection with like 5 of these dragons

The teacup and saucer one is basically Britain if it were a dragon

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yahoo:

staff:

magsby:

petition for tumblr staff to leave

we don’t want to be here anyway

david karp holds us hostage

send help

We paid David good money to keep you here

You’re not going anywhere

(Source: leonsouda, via alabasterparadox)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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